Worst wedding toasts ever

May 4, 2009

I just read this list from the Knot and it is fabulously ridiculous.

Seriously, these are messed up people all around. Please don’t this to me my lovely bridal party.

Two of the winning words of wisdom:
“I was a bridesmaid in a wedding where the best man gave a toast about how cheap the groom was and how they’d been friends all their lives but the wedding was the first free meal he’s ever been offered by the ‘cheapskate.'”

“A friend of mine from college got married, and his best man said in his speech: ‘Finally John has found someone with low enough self-esteem to marry him.'”

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  • {The Perfect Palette} May 4, 2009 at 18:23

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  • The Professional Bridesmaid May 5, 2009 at 04:03

    Oh goodness. Those are HORRIBLE. As I often say ‘it’s a toast, NOT a roast.’ (well, you can roast a little);)

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